Rosemary & Thyme (TV Series)

The Memory of Water (2004)

Tom Beard: Martin Frazer

Quotes 

• Martin Frazer : [Describing his estate]  It's just a little old place out in the country. It's been in the family since God was in short trousers.

• Martin Frazer : [Commenting on the judge as he walks by]  Imagine him in women's underwear.

  Rosemary Boxer : Does it work for you?

  Martin Frazer : A bit too well. I had to stop.

• Rosemary Boxer : [On the phone]  Just one more thing... Is there any place decent we could stay?

  Martin Frazer : [laughing]  Well, that depends on what you class as decent.

  Rosemary Boxer : Walls and a roof.

• Martin Frazer : [Offering advice on how to deal with grumpy Warwick Jardine]  Here's a trick the rest of us use... imagine him in women's underwear.

  Laura Thyme : Does it work for you?

  Martin Frazer : A bit too well. I've had to stop.