Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Tiny Tim (1969)

Tiny Tim: Guest Performer, George Washington

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Quotes 

• Tiny Tim : If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't be where I am. But I don't hold that against them.

• Tiny Tim : They started a new school of painting on Fire Island. It's called, eh, "Fop Art".

• Chelsea Brown : Oh, Mister Tiny!

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  Chelsea Brown : Hi, did you see Yellow Submarine?

  Tiny Tim : No, I can't stand Japanese war movies.

• Goldie Hawn : Tiny, which one of us is the opposite sex?

  Tiny Tim : How am I supposed to know, Miss Goldie? I've never been out with one.

• Alan Sues : Hey, you know, the last time I was in New York, I went to the Guggenheim eight times.

  Tiny Tim : Silly. I told you not to drink the water.

  Alan Sues : Tiny, go to your room!