Three monks runner; bus stop malapropisms; We Can't Top This; Ann Miller news; Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to the youth education program of the Winchester Rifle Company; Asian woman gets Burbank flu; Aristotle Onassis complains to Jackie O about limp lettuce; bank robber Dan tries to rob loud teller Goldie; Alan goes door to door and joins Henry in bird-watching; Ruth mines laughs from the phone book; toy company CEO James Garner gets competitive; Dick sells ice cream but runs out of popular items; Discovery of the Week is the string quartet of beautiful downtown Burbank; Tyrone and Gladys discuss the hereafter; the female regulars perform a Fellini-style dance routine to introduce news of the past, president, and future; Henry recites his litter poem and requests another organ transplant; Arte sings a protest song; and a family man has a faulty memory. Tony Curtis, James Garner, Ann Miller, Smothers Brothers, Forrest Tucker, Robert Wagner, Shelley Winters.
—Maisie Fleckum