Vaudeville opening; quickies; Dick and Dave visit a nudist camp; 20th century wars' effects on lovemaking; racist cops harass Flip who is new in town; Flip prevents psychedelic news; Robot Theater; Cocktail Party; Alan plays a clumsy pirate; Henry recites his giraffe poem and his frog poem; female regulars dress as baton twirlers to introduce news of the past, present, and future; cavemen create the handshake; Stanley and Livingstone runner; the Mod, Mod World looks at senior citizens; Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to the General Telephone Company of Southern California for a mishap with printing directories; Judy solicits favorite Sock It To Me's from the audience; Flip Wilson plays Michelangelo; James Drury, Douglas Fairbanks Jr, Werner Klemperer, Gina Lollabrigida, Doug McClure, Flip Wilson.
—Maisie Fleckum