Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Tony Curtis (1969)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host, Romeo

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Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Hey Tony, did you see, eh, Chekov's Sea Gull?

  Tony Curtis : No, no. Why should I pay good money to see a movie about somebody else's bird?

• Dick Martin : Did you know Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?

  Dan Rowan : Yeah, but he had a lousy summer.

• Dan Rowan : Our own, our very, very own, Burbank's anwer to the Vienna Boys Choir: our own, our very, very own, Dick Martin and the Aristocrats. What else would you call 'em?

• Dan Rowan : Goldie, what has four legs and flies?

  Goldie Hawn : A dead horse.

  Dan Rowan : No, two pairs of pants.

  Goldie Hawn : Of course!

• Dan Rowan : I think big business has done more than it's share for the poor people. Who do they think built those slums?

• Tony Curtis : I just finished a long run on Broadway.

  Dan Rowan : Oh, really? What play?

  Tony Curtis : No play, a mugger chased me for thirty blocks.