Alan Sues: Regular Performer, Wacker, Big Al

Quotes 

• Alan Sues : If Julie London married Lloyd Bridges and she tripped coming out of the church, she'd be Julie London Bridges falling down.

• Alan Sues : Hey, they've done a white version and a black version of 'Hello, Dolly!' Next, they're gonna do a nude version and call it 'Hel-lo, Dolly!'

  Tony Curtis : Alan, go to your room!