James Garner appears as a cop, an Indian, and a jail inmate. Lily Tomlin debuts her tasteful lady character; Big Al Sues interviews a lady jockey during the sports news segment; cast members dressed as jockeys introduce the news of the past, present, and future; Galileo invents the telescope; quickies; bride runners; the Farkel family; Henry recites his Vice President poem; window runners; cocktail party; Mod, Mod World focuses on Native Americans; General Bull Wright talks about his father; locker inspections are conducted in a high school; the cast finds the "Silent Majority" voice; Dick Martin thanks the Internal Revenue Service. Englebert Humperdinck and Roger Moore make cameos.
—Maisie Fleckum