Henry Gibson and Goldie Hawn reprise their frogs on lily pads skit; cocktail party; Goldie complains to Dan Rowan about Dick Martin's behavior; quickies; Jeremy Lloyd plays Toulouse Lautrec; Ernestine appears; the female regulars dress as exotic belly dancers to introduce the news of the past, present, and future; Big Al's sports news highlights a badminton match; the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to the Farmers' Home Administration; Henry reads his poison poem; a salute to women with Peter singing their praises; Cleopatra has romantic trouble; Lily Tomlin plays Carrie Nation trashing a saloon; Peter plays George Washington, a British Colonial Officer, and a telegraph messenger sent to the Farkle home; a paint-smearing number; General Bull Right expresses his opinion on today's youth; and Dick thanks Congress on their accomplishments. Bing Crosby, Sammy Davis Jr., and Ed McMahon appear in cameos.
—Maisie Fleckum