Carol Channing: Self - Guest Performer

Quotes 

• Alan Sues : Carol, my little cupcake. I hear there's a, there making a new movie about love life in a hippie commune.

  Carol Channing : Oh, well now, that's interesting, what are they gonna calling it?

  Alan Sues : They're gonna call it: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & John & Barbara & Tim & Marcy & Steve & Stacy & Eugene & Gertrude... & Bruce

• Jo Anne Worley : Did you know that they're going to legalize homosexuality?

  Carol Channing : Oh, no! That means I'll have to take mine to get a licence, a collar and shots!

• Carol Channing : Tyrone needs someone to have and to hold. Otherwise, he'd fall down.