- Billie Frank: If I had known this praying crap actually worked, I would have started it long time ago. Next time I think I'll pray for a Porsche. You want anything?
- Dave Parelli: I don't think you're supposed to pray for the things that you want.
- Billie Frank: What am I supposed to pray for, the things I don't want? Next time I'll pray for... herpes.
- Dave Parelli: No, you pray for the strength to accept God's will.
- Billie Frank: You pray your way and I pray mine, okay?
- Billie Frank: You know, I can't believe I prayed for Jackie and it actually worked.
- Dave Parelli: You prayed?
- Billie Frank: Sure. I mean, just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I don't believe in God, you know what I mean?
- Dave Parelli: No, I don't.
- Billie Frank: Pretend you do.
- Dave Parelli: I like the sound the glass makes when the bartender puts it on the counter. I like the way it feels in my hand. I bring it in close, and I can smell it, and a wave of relief goes through my body even before I take the first sip.
- Billie Frank: You're slow. I'd be on my third one by now.
- Billie Frank: There is nothing better than your first post-coma cigarette.
- Dave Parelli: Except for your second.
- Billie Frank: [shouting at Dave] That is what you do with the drink! You drink it! You can't eat it: nothing to chew! Can't wear it: no straps! Can't smoke it: wet! Drinks are meant to be drunk, much like myself! That's the familiar face: isn't that Billie Frank, the drunk?
- Joe: And the slut.
- Billie Frank: Right!
- Billie: If I had known this praying crap actually worked, I would have started it long time ago. Next time I think I'll pray for a Porsche. You want anything?
- Dave: I don't think you're supposed to pray for the things that you want.
- Billie: What am I supposed to pray for, the things I don't want? Next time I'll pray for... herpes.
- Dave: No, you pray for the strength to accept God's will.
- Billie: You pray your way and I pray mine, okay?