Rugrats (TV Series)
Beauty Contest/Baseball (1991)
David Doyle: Grandpa Lou Pickles
Quotes
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Stu Pickles : [awoken by a loud organ blast] Um, great game, huh, Pop?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : Huh. Oh, yeah.
Stu Pickles : Um, what inning is it?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : Got me.
Stu Pickles : Who's winning?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : What do I look like, a scoreboard?
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Grandpa Lou Pickles : [Walks down to the basement] Hello, Stu.
Stu Pickles : [Has a scope on his eye while using a screwdriver to fix a doll] Hello, Pop.
Grandpa Lou Pickles : Do you ever wish Tommy was a girl?
Stu Pickles : [His scope falls down] Come again?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : I just wonder what Tommy would look like in a dress?
Stu Pickles : Pop, what are you talking about?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : Well, I was reading the paper and I came across this little less lovely contest. You know, for baby girls?
Stu Pickles : [Aggravated] And?
Grandpa Lou Pickles : And I was thinking we could dress Tommy up like a girl and bring him a little contest this weekend. What do you say?
Stu Pickles : [in anger] Are you out of your nut? No one's gonna cross-dress my boy and stick him in some beauty contest.