- [Chas tries to put away the keepsakes of Chuckie's mother]
- Didi Pickles: Chas, I think it's time you shared these things with Chuckie.
- Chas Finster: Well, I'm just afraid he'll miss her.
- Didi Pickles: Then you can miss her together.
- Melinda Finster: My sweet little Chuckie, though I must leave you behind me / This poem will tell you where you always can find me / When a gentle wind blows, that's my hand on your face / And when a tree gives you shade, that's my sheltering embrace / When the sun gives you freckles, that's me tickling my boy / When the rain wets your hair, those are my tears of joy / When the lawn grass enfolds you, that's me holding you tight / When the whippoorwill sings, that's me whispering, "night night."
- [Betty is using a computer to program Stu's latest invention with the qualities of a good mother]
- Computer voice: System overload. System overload.
- Betty DeVille: Now you know how I feel, cupcake.
- Chuckie Finster: [after trying to pick the flower Angelica wanted, but after hiding in the bush from Stu's vacuum invention, the flower gets ruined] Um, Angelica Mom, I got you a flower.
- Angelica: [angrily] It's not a flower. It's a green stick with a thing on it!
- Chuckie Finster: But I did...
- Angelica: All I wanted was 1 flower for my macaroni head. Instead, you give me this? You know what this says? He loves me not!
- [takes the thing off]
- Chuckie Finster: I'm sorry, Angelica Mom!
- Tommy Pickles: Angelica, leave him alone!
- Angelica: And after all I have done for you? Fine, go! Go play with your baby friends!
- Chuckie Finster: But Angelica Mom I--
- [falls backward ruining Angelica's macaroni head]
- Angelica: My head!
- Betty DeVille: [typing into Stu's computer] Alright, new sub-heading: "Social interactions: What to do when someone criticizes your child. Step one: Get the guy in a standard headlock."