- Young Woman: [pretty blonde] I always pay my rent in advance, and love to cook and clean. Uh, oh, and my father, he owns a chain of women's shoe stores.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, I have met Mr. Right, and she is a woman. When can you move in?
- Roxie King: What she means is, we'll be in touch.
- Young Woman: Did I mention my brother is a fireman?
- Roxie King: [unimpressed] Swell. You can go now.
- [waves her off coolly, and the girl rises, leaves]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: I'll call you.
- [to Roxie:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: What is your problem? She's perfect.
- Roxie King: Let's just say she's no Sabrina.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Yeah, no Sabrina is why we're here. If we don't find a roommate, we are gonna be living on the street. Oh, maybe we could time-share a dumpster.
- Roxie King: I'm sorry, but no one's ever gonna compare to Sabrina.