Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Driving Mr. Goodman (2002)

Trevor Lissauer: Miles Goodman

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Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : [driver's license preparations]  Go and study and don't come back until you can tell me what a flashing red light means.

  Miles Goodman : That's easy. My ambulance is here.

• Sabrina Spellman : Hi, Roxy, where have you been?

  Roxie King : Taking Miles for a driving lesson. He got his permit.

  Sabrina Spellman : That's great. So how did the lesson go?

  Miles Goodman : [enters, his hair windswept]  I saw my entire life flash before my eyes.

  Roxie King : Miles, you're never gonna be a good driver unless you learn to drive aggressively.

  Miles Goodman : By yelling phrases like "Slow down and you'll be mowed down" or "Out of my lane or you'll feel the pain"?

  Sabrina Spellman : [to Miles]  Maybe Roxie's driving style just isn't for you.

  Miles Goodman : Maybe driving isn't for me.

  Sabrina Spellman : Sure it is. But maybe you just need a less hostile teacher.

  Roxie King : [aggressively]  Who are you calling hostile?

  Sabrina Spellman : Sorry.

  [as Roxie goes off] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I meant psychotic.

  [to Miles:] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Look, after a few lessons from me, you'll have your license in no time.

  Miles Goodman : Okay, just promise me that if the crossing guard asks us to stop, you won't flip her the bird.

  Sabrina Spellman : [surprised]  Who would do such a thing?

  Roxie King : [calling from couch]  Hey, school was out.