Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Finger Lickin' Flu (1998)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : The last time I wore mittens, everybody teased me. It almost ruined kindergarten for me.
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Sabrina Spellman : Heads up. Here comes the floor show
Libby Chessler : Time to wake up from my nightmare
[pinches herself]
Libby Chessler : Ow! Time to wake up from my nightmare
[pinches herself]
Libby Chessler : Ow! Time to wake up from my nightmare
[pinches herself]
Libby Chessler : Ow!
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Dr. Brickman : Patients finger presents as distended and yucky
Sabrina Spellman : Oh shoot, my insurance only covers ookie but not yucky
Dr. Brickman : I'm going to have to drain this
Sabrina Spellman : Ok this child is not coming near me with anything sharp.
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Harvey Kinkle : What's with the mittens? Eczema?
Sabrina Spellman : No. I promised my aunts I'd wear them, but there was no time frame on that promise.
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Valerie Birkhead : Why am I allowed to live?
Sabrina Spellman : I think there are laws.
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Valerie Birkhead : I put my idea for a town meeting on Mrs. Quick's desk.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, no. The person you want to read it will actually read it?
Valerie Birkhead : So you see what an awful situation it is.
Sabrina Spellman : Valerie, you're the only person I know that has to work up to low self-esteem.
Valerie Birkhead : I know. The other day I saw this book called How to Be Confident, and I almost bought it. But I was afraid the cashier would make fun of me.
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Valerie Birkhead : Uh-oh. Whenever Mr. Kraft makes an announcement in the cafeteria, you open your mouth and get us all in trouble.
Sabrina Spellman : That is not true, is it, Harvey?
Harvey Kinkle : Very true.
Quizmaster Albert : Attention, everyone.
Valerie Birkhead : Here he comes. Pretend you don't know me.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Today, we honour a woman who for the past years has fed us our lunches and given us our change. Her dedication knows no bounds. She even served us food through her long bout with mono. And so, for you, Ingrid Tornnanis, our appreciation and this golden hairnet.
[CLATTERING]
Principal Willard Kraft : Oh, nothing to worry about. Just a vat of sloppy joes spilled. You wanna get that? Okay, and I'll mail you this. Let's hear it for Mrs. Tornnanis.
Sabrina Spellman : She shouldn't have to clean that up. I mean, without a bucket.
Principal Willard Kraft : Anyway, moving on... I would now like to announce her replacement. You.
Harvey Kinkle : What?
Principal Willard Kraft : Mm-hm. That's right. All of you will be replacing Mrs. Tornnanis.
Sabrina Spellman : What kind of crazy--? Hey, Mr. Kraft is talking.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm too weak to lie. I didn't wear my mittens today.
Hilda Spellman : I told you we should have glued them on.
Zelda Spellman : Remind me to scold you when you're not such a pathetic figure.
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey. I don't dump on your lifestyle.
Salem Saberhagen : All I've done all day is eat, sleep and stare off into space. What an awful existence.
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Sabrina Spellman : Oh, no. I gotta get to school.
Salem Saberhagen : Some people just don't know how to enjoy being sick.
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Sabrina Spellman : What do I do?
Zelda Spellman : First thing is hear me say you're in trouble. And the next thing is get Mrs. Soon here quick. I mean, get Mrs. Quick here soon.
Sabrina Spellman : How? I can't trust my finger. It's all stuffed up.
Zelda Spellman : Then do it the mortal way, and drink fluids.
Sabrina Spellman : Mortal way? Okay, I need a blindfold and a gun.
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Sabrina Spellman : Valerie, I learned that if you think you are confident, you are confident.
Valerie Birkhead : And I learned that childhood traumas don't go away by reading a book.
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Dr. Brickman : I think we should use something more medically sound.
Sabrina Spellman : A lollipop? Okay, it's second-opinion time.
Zelda Spellman : No, it's a magical lollipop. Anyone who sucks on it will instantly become a sucker who will believe anything we tell them. It's a highly regarded scientific procedure.
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Principal Willard Kraft : What's going on here? Sabrin...
Hilda Spellman : You're here because you're rescuing all these people on a secret mission for the FBI.
Principal Willard Kraft : No kidding.
Sabrina Spellman : Hey, this is fun. President Clinton went on TV and said you're a big, fat stupid head.
Principal Willard Kraft : And that's why I'm a Republican.
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Dr. Brickman : First of all, get back to where the spell originally took place. Then put these in their ears and turn it counterclockwise. It'll erase their memory of the spell.
Sabrina Spellman : And what will erase my memory of having to do that?