Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Finger Lickin' Flu (1998)
Martin Mull: Principal Willard Kraft
Quotes
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Principal Willard Kraft : Today, we honour a woman who for the past years has fed us our lunches and given us our change. Her dedication knows no bounds. She even served us food through her long bout with mono. And so, for you, Ingrid Tornnanis, our appreciation and this golden hairnet.
[CLATTERING]
Principal Willard Kraft : Oh, nothing to worry about. Just a vat of sloppy joes spilled. You wanna get that? Okay, and I'll mail you this. Let's hear it for Mrs. Tornnanis.
Sabrina Spellman : She shouldn't have to clean that up. I mean, without a bucket.
Principal Willard Kraft : Anyway, moving on... I would now like to announce her replacement. You.
Harvey Kinkle : What?
Principal Willard Kraft : Mm-hm. That's right. All of you will be replacing Mrs. Tornnanis.
Sabrina Spellman : What kind of crazy--? Hey, Mr. Kraft is talking.
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Mrs. Quick : I've been wondering, do you think it's such a good idea to have the students work during lunch?
Principal Willard Kraft : No. I don't think it's a good idea. I think it's a brilliant idea. And if Einstein had had these kind of money-saving ideas, he could have afforded a haircut.
Mrs. Quick : Okay, I was just wondering.
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Principal Willard Kraft : So, what you're saying is that this "Westbridge town meeting" will actually encourage the students to express their opinions?
Mrs. Quick : Exactly.
Principal Willard Kraft : Mm-hm. Oh, why don't we just let the students run the school? That'll make for some high SATs.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Do you think I am doing this just to make the students angry? That's just a delightful bonus.
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Mrs. Quick : You know, I used to respect you.
Principal Willard Kraft : Well... Hey, you really know how to hit a guy's sore spot, don't you?
Mrs. Quick : You'll never teach the students values by exploiting them.
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Principal Willard Kraft : What's going on here? Sabrin...
Hilda Spellman : You're here because you're rescuing all these people on a secret mission for the FBI.
Principal Willard Kraft : No kidding.
Sabrina Spellman : Hey, this is fun. President Clinton went on TV and said you're a big, fat stupid head.
Principal Willard Kraft : And that's why I'm a Republican.