Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
First Kiss (1997)
Peter Marshall: Game Show Host
Quotes
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Game Show Host : Please welcome Sabrina Spellman!
[the audience applaud and Sabrina appears from behind the flower-decorated gold curtain wearing a pink dress and pink hair band]
Sabrina Spellman : What is this?
Game Show Host : Part one of your test! It's the True Love Game! Sit down.
[Sabrina takes a seat]
Game Show Host : Would you like to meet your three Harveys?
Sabrina Spellman : Harveys? I *like* this game!
Game Show Host : [to the three Harveys sitting on stools around a sight-proof screen] Gentleman, let's give your best hellos to Sabrina!
Harvey #1 : [nervously] H-h-hey Sabrina!
Harvey #2 : [classy] Hey Sabrina!
Harvey #3 : [friendly greeting] Hey Sabrina!
Sabrina Spellman : Hi Harveys!
Game Show Host : How well do you know the person you *think* you're in love with? Let's find out and here are the questions.
[the Game Show Host gives Sabrina question cards]
Sabrina Spellman : All right. Um... this question is for Harvey number 2: If I were a Princess trapped in a tower, how would you rescue me?
Harvey #2 : [classy] Well, the thought of you makes me walk on air so I'd float right up and whisk you away.
Sabrina Spellman : That's sweet. And Harvey number one, what would you do?
Harvey #1 : [looks confused] Blow up the tower.
[the audience chuckle]
Sabrina Spellman : OK. Um... this question's for Harvey number 3: Describe Harvey number one's best and worst feature.
Harvey #3 : Well he has really nice sideburns.
Harvey #1 : Thanks man. You too.
Harvey #2 : Hey! What about me?
Harvey #1 : They're OK.
Game Show Host : Come on guys. Let's just go on please.
Sabrina Spellman : OK. This question is for all of you: What'd your favourite type of triangle?
[to the Game Show Host]
Sabrina Spellman : These questions don't tell me anything!
Game Show Host : [smartly] Nobody said the test would be easy.
Sabrina Spellman : Harvey number one, your triangle?
Harvey #1 : Obtuse.
Sabrina Spellman : And why?
Harvey #1 : [confused] I don't know.
Sabrina Spellman : Harvey number two?
Harvey #2 : [classy] Scalene. Definitely scalene.
Sabrina Spellman : And Harvey number three, what's your favourite kind of triangle?
Harvey #3 : [keen] Equilateral. I like that isometrical.
Sabrina Spellman : [excitedly jumps up] That's him! That's my Harvey! Harvey number three!
[Harvey #1 and #2 look disappointed as Harvey #3 looks pleased]
Game Show Host : That's right Sabrina! And you passed Part one!
Sabrina Spellman : Woo-hoo!
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Game Show Host : Say hello to Hilda Spellman!
Hilda Spellman : [excitedly dances in] Groovy!
Game Show Host : Right guys! Give your best hello to Hilda!
Drell #1 : [proudly] Hi Hilda!
Drell #2 : [deep and sexy] Hilda baby.
Drell #3 : [calls] Yo Hilda!
Hilda Spellman : [quite certain] Hi Drells! I think I already know!
Game Show Host : Cool your jets. That's not how we play.
Hilda Spellman : Sorry.
[Game Show Host gives Hilda question cards]
Hilda Spellman : [reads the card] Drell number 2, if you were a condiment, what would you be?
Drell #1 : [mutters] Stupid question.
Drell #3 : [loudly whispers to Drell #2] Ketchup! Ketchup! Say Ketchup!
Drell #2 : [removes his dark glasses] Mustard! So I could... spice up your life!
Hilda Spellman : [happily] That's him! That's my Drell!
[a buzzer sounds]
Game Show Host : Incorrect! Game's over!
Hilda Spellman : [disappointed] Number 3?
Game Show Host : No.
Hilda Spellman : [stands up] Number *1*?
Game Show Host : [insisting] I said it's over!
Hilda Spellman : [crossly] No it's *not*!
[Hilda throws down the question cards, turns around and starts to walk towards the Drells, but the Game Show Host restrains her]
Game Show Host : Security!
