Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Five Easy Pieces of Libby (1998)

Cristine Rose: Mrs. Chessler

Quotes 

• Mrs. Chessler : [Libby's bedroom is a mess because of Sabrina and Quizmaster's frantic search] 

  [From outside the bedroom door, knocking] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Is everything okay?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, no, the room.

  [Quizmaster snaps his fingers and the room is instantaneously tidy] 

  Mrs. Chessler : [Enters the room]  Did you find that book?

  Sabrina Spellman : Just now.

  [Quizmaster zaps a book into Sabrina's hands] 

  Sabrina Spellman : And here it is!

  [Chuckles] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Good! Do you wanna stay and see Libby? You can wait in the garage.

  Quizmaster Albert : Don't do it, she'll turn on the car.

• Mrs. Chessler : [On the phone]  I don't care. I don't want Marge in my Bridge club. She's a kook.

  [Doorbell rings] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Have you seen what she calls furniture? Ew!

  [Doorbell rings again] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Hold on.

  [Opens front door] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina and Quizmaster are at the door; he is invisible to Mrs. Chessler]  Mrs. Chessler?

  Mrs. Chessler : Yes.

  Sabrina Spellman : Hi, I'm Sabrina. I'm a... friend of Libby's? And, uh, I left a book here that I came to pick up that time when... you... weren't here.

  Mrs. Chessler : Mmhm, mmhm!

  [Waves her in impatiently, continues talking on the phone] 

  Mrs. Chessler : I don't care. I don't want Marge in my house. You're not exactly on my A-list either. Kook.

  Sabrina Spellman : I can see where Libby gets her meanness from.

  Quizmaster Albert : Exactly. And I believe that would be another piece to the puzzle.

  [Points at puzzle piece which has appeared, stuck on Mrs. Chessler's back] 

  Mrs. Chessler : [Still on the phone]  Are you gonna cry? Because I'll hang up.

  Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina pulls puzzle piece off Mrs. Chessler's back, she turns round]  Oh, I was just reminding you that we're... I'm still here. I'll just go get that book now.