Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Five Easy Pieces of Libby (1998)

Alimi Ballard: Quizmaster Albert

Quotes 

• Zelda Spellman : Is that all there is?

  Sabrina Spellman : [Some pieces of Libby are missing]  Box is empty, how can we be missing pieces?

  Quizmaster Albert : Didn't you read the fine print?

  [Hands the box over to Sabrina] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [Reading box]  Some pieces not included in box? What a rip-off!

  Quizmaster Albert : I guess you didn't see this either.

  [Gives Sabrina an hourglass] 

  Quizmaster Albert : Now if you don't find the missing pieces and put them in before the sand runs out, Libby will be a puzzle forever.

  Sabrina Spellman : What?

  Hilda Spellman : Boy! In the final analysis, the Libby puzzle isn't much fun, is it?

• Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina and the Quizmaster are searching the float for pieces of the Libby puzzle; Harvey appears from beneath the float]  Argh! Harvey! Have you met my friend...

  Quizmaster Albert : Invisible!

  Sabrina Spellman : My friend Suzie? Remind me to introduce you sometime! By the way, you didn't happen to see any jigsaw puzzle pieces under there, did you?

  Harvey Kinkle : No, but to tell you the truth, I was taking a nap. There's something really soothing about being under an engine. But I don't know what it is.

  Quizmaster Albert : The fumes?

  Sabrina Spellman : Sssshhhhh - sure gotta go!

  [Runs off, giggling] 

• Mrs. Chessler : [Libby's bedroom is a mess because of Sabrina and Quizmaster's frantic search] 

  [From outside the bedroom door, knocking] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Is everything okay?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, no, the room.

  [Quizmaster snaps his fingers and the room is instantaneously tidy] 

  Mrs. Chessler : [Enters the room]  Did you find that book?

  Sabrina Spellman : Just now.

  [Quizmaster zaps a book into Sabrina's hands] 

  Sabrina Spellman : And here it is!

  [Chuckles] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Good! Do you wanna stay and see Libby? You can wait in the garage.

  Quizmaster Albert : Don't do it, she'll turn on the car.

• Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina thinks the puzzle is complete]  Oh, no, there's still a piece missing!

  [Looks at the hourglass] 

  Sabrina Spellman : And time just ran out!

  Quizmaster Albert : Don't worry. That piece doesn't exist yet. It's Libby's compassion for others. And you have to gradually fill that space by showing compassion for Libby, even when she doesn't show it for you. In other words, learn to work together?

  Sabrina Spellman : I get it.

  Quizmaster Albert : Mmhm.

  Sabrina Spellman : And by the way, could this lesson be any more heavy handed?

  Quizmaster Albert : Well, I could've been behind a pulpit! See ya.

  [Disappears; the Libby puzzles turns into Libby herself] 

  Libby Chessler : What... is going on? What am I doing here?

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, you just came by to see if I needed a ride. I don't.

  Libby Chessler : I would not! I'm getting out of here.

  Sabrina Spellman : Uh, wait, Libby. Are you okay?

  Libby Chessler : I'm fine. Once again, weirdness reigns whenever Sa-freakna's around.

  [Leaves] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Oh, yeah. Sympathy for Libby. Piece of cake!

• Mrs. Chessler : [On the phone]  I don't care. I don't want Marge in my Bridge club. She's a kook.

  [Doorbell rings] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Have you seen what she calls furniture? Ew!

  [Doorbell rings again] 

  Mrs. Chessler : Hold on.

  [Opens front door] 

  Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina and Quizmaster are at the door; he is invisible to Mrs. Chessler]  Mrs. Chessler?

  Mrs. Chessler : Yes.

  Sabrina Spellman : Hi, I'm Sabrina. I'm a... friend of Libby's? And, uh, I left a book here that I came to pick up that time when... you... weren't here.

  Mrs. Chessler : Mmhm, mmhm!

  [Waves her in impatiently, continues talking on the phone] 

  Mrs. Chessler : I don't care. I don't want Marge in my house. You're not exactly on my A-list either. Kook.

  Sabrina Spellman : I can see where Libby gets her meanness from.

  Quizmaster Albert : Exactly. And I believe that would be another piece to the puzzle.

  [Points at puzzle piece which has appeared, stuck on Mrs. Chessler's back] 

  Mrs. Chessler : [Still on the phone]  Are you gonna cry? Because I'll hang up.

  Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina pulls puzzle piece off Mrs. Chessler's back, she turns round]  Oh, I was just reminding you that we're... I'm still here. I'll just go get that book now.