Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
In Sabrina We Trust (2003)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [playing for time] So then she says "I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco." Get it?
Morgan Cavanaugh : Got it. And I'm gone.
Sabrina Spellman : Wait, I've got a million of them.
Roxie King : Yeah, and we've heard every one.
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Roxie King : Sabrina, it's personal.
Sabrina Spellman : So personal you can't tell your best friend?
Roxie King : Okay, but it's a little embarrassing. You've gotta promise not to tell anyone.
Sabrina Spellman : Promise.
Roxie King : I'm seeing a doctor.
Sabrina Spellman : That's great. Congratulations.
Roxie King : No, I'm not dating him. I'm seeing a doctor about possibly having a tattoo removed.
Sabrina Spellman : Wow, I didn't know you had a tattoo.
Roxie King : That's the secret part. I got it when I was in high school and I've regretted it ever since. I just want it gone.
Sabrina Spellman : Uh, does it have some long seedy story behind it?
Roxie King : I wish.
[smirks]
Roxie King : It says...
[hesitates]
Roxie King : This is just between us, right?
[Sabrina nods]
Roxie King : You know when you're young and you get obsessed with a band?
Sabrina Spellman : Totally. I had a wall full of Nine Inch Nails posters. Which, ironically, I put up with thumbtacks. So what band left that 'permanent' impression on you?
Roxie King : Hanson. My tattoo says "I heart Hanson."
Sabrina Spellman : I'm guessing you lost a bet.
Roxie King : Mm, if only that were true.
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Morgan Cavanaugh : [chasing Roxie down the stairs] Come on, just let me see it, please? Just a peek.
Roxie King : [defensively] Get away from me.
[to Sabrina:]
Roxie King : I can't believe you told her.
Sabrina Spellman : [to Morgan] But you promised.
Roxie King : [to Sabrina] So did you.
Sabrina Spellman : Well, I'm sorry. It wasn't malicious. Look, I was just trying to put her mind at ease. She thought you were dying.
Morgan Cavanaugh : She's right. And, believe me, I'd wanna die too if I had "I heart Hanson" on me.
Roxie King : [whining] You gave her details?
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Morgan Cavanaugh : Sabrina, we have a problem.
Sabrina Spellman : [busy keeping the contents of the wardrobe at bay] Uh, the cat did it. He's crazy. I'm thinking about having him put down.
Morgan Cavanaugh : No, not Salem, Roxie.
Sabrina Spellman : [struggling against forces] Uh, fine, then we'll have her put down too.
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Sabrina Spellman : [beauty parlor treatment] Roxie, this place is so... not you.
Roxie King : That's why I've kept it a secret. I know I'm always railing against the beauty myth, but even the most eco-friendly, post-feminist, vegan girl in the world wants pretty toes.
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Morgan Cavanaugh : [chasing cat down the stairs] Salem! I'll get you! Have your lunch with me in the bathtub? Come back here, you mangy little fur ball!
[chases him out the door]
Roxie King : What's that all about?
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, uh, you don't wanna know. Trust me.