- Sabrina Spellman: [playing for time] So then she says "I left my harp in Sam Clam's disco." Get it?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Got it. And I'm gone.
- Sabrina Spellman: Wait, I've got a million of them.
- Roxie King: Yeah, and we've heard every one.
- Roxie King: Sabrina, it's personal.
- Sabrina Spellman: So personal you can't tell your best friend?
- Roxie King: Okay, but it's a little embarrassing. You've gotta promise not to tell anyone.
- Sabrina Spellman: Promise.
- Roxie King: I'm seeing a doctor.
- Sabrina Spellman: That's great. Congratulations.
- Roxie King: No, I'm not dating him. I'm seeing a doctor about possibly having a tattoo removed.
- Sabrina Spellman: Wow, I didn't know you had a tattoo.
- Roxie King: That's the secret part. I got it when I was in high school and I've regretted it ever since. I just want it gone.
- Sabrina Spellman: Uh, does it have some long seedy story behind it?
- Roxie King: I wish.
- [smirks]
- Roxie King: It says...
- [hesitates]
- Roxie King: This is just between us, right?
- [Sabrina nods]
- Roxie King: You know when you're young and you get obsessed with a band?
- Sabrina Spellman: Totally. I had a wall full of Nine Inch Nails posters. Which, ironically, I put up with thumbtacks. So what band left that 'permanent' impression on you?
- Roxie King: Hanson. My tattoo says "I heart Hanson."
- Sabrina Spellman: I'm guessing you lost a bet.
- Roxie King: Mm, if only that were true.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [chasing Roxie down the stairs] Come on, just let me see it, please? Just a peek.
- Roxie King: [defensively] Get away from me.
- [to Sabrina:]
- Roxie King: I can't believe you told her.
- Sabrina Spellman: [to Morgan] But you promised.
- Roxie King: [to Sabrina] So did you.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, I'm sorry. It wasn't malicious. Look, I was just trying to put her mind at ease. She thought you were dying.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: She's right. And, believe me, I'd wanna die too if I had "I heart Hanson" on me.
- Roxie King: [whining] You gave her details?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Sabrina, we have a problem.
- Sabrina Spellman: [busy keeping the contents of the wardrobe at bay] Uh, the cat did it. He's crazy. I'm thinking about having him put down.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: No, not Salem, Roxie.
- Sabrina Spellman: [struggling against forces] Uh, fine, then we'll have her put down too.
- Sabrina Spellman: [beauty parlor treatment] Roxie, this place is so... not you.
- Roxie King: That's why I've kept it a secret. I know I'm always railing against the beauty myth, but even the most eco-friendly, post-feminist, vegan girl in the world wants pretty toes.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [chasing cat down the stairs] Salem! I'll get you! Have your lunch with me in the bathtub? Come back here, you mangy little fur ball!
- [chases him out the door]
- Roxie King: What's that all about?
- Sabrina Spellman: Oh, uh, you don't wanna know. Trust me.