- Roxie King: Let's face it, the holidays are a letdown. Always have been.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Not for me! Christmas as a kid was so much fun.
- [dreamily:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Skating by the pond.
- Sabrina Spellman: Sipping mulled cider by the fire.
- Roxie King: Watching Dad passed out on the couch.
- Sabrina Spellman: Too much eggnog?
- Roxie King: No, Mom decked him.
- Sabrina Spellman: [Yule logs burning on wide-screen TV, and she wears high heels] You know, nothing says Christmas Eve like warming my toes in front of a picture of a fire.
- [last lines]
- Sabrina Spellman: [Christmas card from Leonard] Oh, it's a bill. Crumbs on the carpet, $12. Failure to rewind yule log, $9. Rubbing lotion on Morgan, priceless.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, you know, this Christmas we can be our own family. Yeah, we'll go home and decorate our tree and hang our stockings and we should probably do the Thanksgiving dishes.