- Sabrina Spellman: [in long queue for test results] I knew we should have shoved our way up to the front.
- Roxie King: Why? He's handing out English papers, not Macy Gray tickets.
- Sabrina Spellman: Exactly. I kicked butt on that paper. I wanna collect my A, and slide into the weekend basking in the afterglow of a job well done.
- Roxie King: Beats my weekend plans helping my mother pick out her new toilet seat, and recovering from the F I'm about to get.
- Sabrina Spellman: You really think you failed?
- Roxie King: No, but that way, if I did, I won't be disappointed.