Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Pilot (1996)

Jenna Leigh Green: Libby Chessler

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Quotes 

• Libby Chessler : [Sabrina enters the bathroom, Libby, at the mirror, turns round to face her]  May we help you?

  Sabrina : I just wanted to wash my hands. You know, frog juice.

  Libby Chessler : Hmm.

  [makes room] 

  Libby Chessler : You know... if you stink, I'm not sure it's fair to blame the frog.

  Sabrina : Well, at least I don't splash on aftershave to remind me of some boy who dumped me last summer.

  Libby Chessler : How'd you know that?

  Sabrina : [wonders herself, turns]  I... I... I don't know, my incredible sense of smell told me?

  [wonders] 

  Libby Chessler : Huh. Yeah, right.

  Sabrina : Well, I better get going. Smell ya later!

  Libby Chessler : Wait... Don't come in here again. From now on, you use the freaks' bathroom.

  [turns to face mirror again] 

  Libby Chessler : [Sabrina gestures at Libby, which enacts a spell and makes Libby's hand cover her face in lipstick] 

• Zelda Spellman : Sabrina doesn't know how to seal her spells yet, so... the popular girl is not a fruit.

  [Libby returns to human form] 

  Zelda Spellman : There. All better.

  Libby Chessler : What am I doing in your house?

  Sabrina Spellman : You... came over for a visit.

  Libby Chessler : I would not. You did something to me. You sent me somewhere. It was small and smelled like Hawaii.

• Harvey Kinkle : [sees Sabrina for the first time ever, through a glass door, both immediately smile at each other, then Mr Pool hits Harvey in the head by opening the glass door] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : Summer's over ! Come on in !

  [Scene switch, pupils are now in the classroom. Writes to chalkboard] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : I'm Mr Pool

  [coughs] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : and I know you where hoping I was gonna spend the day mispronouncing your names, but... instead lets just jump right into biology ! The frog is a coldblooded vertebrate. As we dissect this amphibian we're looking for: the kidneys, lard, and my lost youth.

  [laughter] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : So if you'll each choose up a lab partner ?

  [waits, nobody moves] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : ... or I could pair ya by height !

  [they move] 

  Mr. Eugene Pool : Thank you !

  Harvey Kinkle : [to Sabrina]  Hey you want...

  Libby Chessler : [interrupts from the side]  Harvey ! I'll be your lab partner !

  Harvey Kinkle : [smiles shortly at Sabrina in a I'm sorry kind of way, then moves to Libby]