Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Sabrina and the Beanstalk (1998)
Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman
Quotes
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Zelda Spellman : Sabrina, procrastination only makes things worse. Ask Hilda about the time-- Well, ask Hilda about any time.
Hilda Spellman : I'll think of a comeback for her tomorrow.
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Hilda Spellman : So did you finish your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
Zelda Spellman : Did you start your project?
Sabrina Spellman : No.
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Zelda Spellman : Did you follow the recipe carefully?
Sabrina Spellman : Sure. With a few substitutions.
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Sabrina Spellman : I bet you guys did stuff like this all the time when you were my age, huh?
Zelda Spellman : No, never.
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Sabrina Spellman : There's actually a giant at the top of the beanstalk?
Zelda Spellman : Or worse.
Hilda Spellman : Beanstalks always lead to a bad neighbourhood.
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Hilda Spellman : I'm sure the line will move quickly.
Zelda Spellman : Excuse me, ma'am. How long have you been waiting?
Old Woman : My oldest boy, Tom, is 52.
Hilda Spellman : That's nice, but how long have you been here?
Old Woman : He was born in this line.
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Zelda Spellman : I hope we don't get caught up in all that red tape.
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Zelda Spellman : We're finally getting somewhere.
Clerk #2 : Uh-oh. You're in the line for family members encased in stone. You've got a beanstalk problem. That's Window C.
Hilda Spellman : No. Window C told us to come here.
Clerk #2 : Well, then you need Window E. That's the window for people Window C incorrectly told to go to Window B. Next, please!
Hilda Spellman : Where is the window for people who pull people through windows?
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Clerk #3 : Uh-huh. So you've got a Code 947: mortal on a beanstalk with Wicked Witch.
Zelda Spellman : Yes. Are we in the right line?
Clerk #3 : Yes, indeed.
Zelda Spellman : Oh!
Clerk #3 : You just need to get hold of a 321-K.
Zelda Spellman : What's that?
Clerk #3 : Tree trimmer.
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Salem Saberhagen : I can't move.
Zelda Spellman : Oh, no, is he hurt?
Sabrina Spellman : Fatten Up"? This must've fallen off the beanstalk.
Hilda Spellman : Oh! Salem, you didn't.
Salem Saberhagen : I did. Well, don't just stand there. Somebody get me a diet soda.
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Sabrina Spellman : Hey, you brought a tree trimmer?
Zelda Spellman : He prefers to be called an arborist.
Treetrimmer : Okay, let's get rid of this puppy. Okay, everyone, stand clear. Timber!