- Morgan Cavanaugh: [at luau party] Sabrina, what is my ex-boyfriend doing here?
- Sabrina Spellman: Uh, he's my friend. And, besides, you said it was okay.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: I must have been tweezing or waxing at the time. You know you can't talk to me then!
- Miles Goodman: [with his brand-new paranormal detector] Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?
- Miles Goodman: For your own protection.
- Sabrina Spellman: Okay, play-time's over. Put down the toy and start drying.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: [as Miles closes in on Sabrina with his detector] There is nothing abnormal about Sabrina. Point it at Roxie.
- Roxie King: [not amused by such unwanted attention] Maybe Morgan's the one that's not normal.
- Miles Goodman: [as he aims the gadget at Morgan] I'm getting nothing from you either.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, trust me, you never will.
- Salem Saberhagen: Hmm. I knew this day would come. Sabrina, it's time for the talk.
- Sabrina Spellman: [to herself] Most girls get it from their mothers, I get it from the cat.
- Sabrina Spellman: Hey, guys, what's going on?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: We're clearing out of here. Grab all you can carry.
- Roxie King: It turns out it wasn't you. The whole house is possessed.
- Miles Goodman: And unlike scantily-dressed teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave.