Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Gift of Gab (2001)

Soleil Moon Frye: Roxie King

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Miles Goodman : [to new cardboard figure]  You're perfect.

  Roxie King : [entering]  And I was worried you'd never meet anybody. Who's the lucky girl?

  Miles Goodman : This is no girl. This is a woman. The lovely and talented Adrienne Barbeau. Star of the 1982 classic, Swamp Thing.

  Roxie King : This will be a first. Watching you get rejected by cardboard. Goodman, you're a freak!

  Miles Goodman : To you. To the 1,200 guys I outbid on E-Bay, I'm a god.

• Sabrina Spellman : [rambling on radio]  Great topic, mothers and sons, very complex relationships. From Oedipus to MacBeth to My Mother The Car. Speaking of cars, have you seen the new gas-electric hybrids? They're to die for. To Die For, great movie. Did you know Nicole Kidman's from Australia? Did you know that's where the duck-billed platypus is from? By the way, did you know the duck-billed platypus is the only mammal that can lay an egg?

  [Roxie tries to intervene] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Besides the mammal that's laying one right now. So, I'm not very good at this. Let's go to a musical break.

  Roxie King : Good idea.

  [as Sabrina removes her gift of gab] 

  Roxie King : Sabrina, what do you think you're doing?

  Sabrina Spellman : Trying to be something I'm not.