Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

To Tell a Mortal (1997)

Timothy Oman: Sigmund Freud

Quotes 

• Hilda Spellman : [to Sabrina]  This is a secret that's hard for mortals to accept. When I was younger, I was dating a doctor. You've probably heard of him.

  Sigmund Freud : [begin flashback]  My little apple strudel.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, Sigmund.

  Sigmund Freud : Are you ready for the opera, my dear?

  Hilda Spellman : Yes. But first, there's something that I must tell you.

  Sigmund Freud : Ah. Something about your childhood? You hate your mother, don't you?...

  Hilda Spellman : No.

  Sigmund Freud : Really? I hate your mother.

  Hilda Spellman : Today is Friday the 13th, and there's something that I get to share with you. Sigmund, my darling, I'm a witch.

  Sigmund Freud : Oh, well, you can be a little testy.

  Hilda Spellman : No, no. I have real magical powers.

  Sigmund Freud : Uh-huh. Can you show me these magical powers?

  Hilda Spellman : Well, you remember that pocket watch that you admired? For you, Siggy.

  Sigmund Freud : Get out of here. Witch. Witch. Take her out of here.

  Hilda Spellman : We can make it work.

  Sigmund Freud : This didn't happen. It was bad knackwurst. Ja, that's right.

  Hilda Spellman : [back to scene] 

  [to Sabrina] 

  Hilda Spellman : Once I got loose, I tripped him. You might say it was the first Freudian slip.