Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Trial by Fury (1997)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : There's nothing worse than when your parents call you up-tight.

• Sabrina Spellman : It was so humiliating. He made me take the test in front of the whole class.

  Hilda Spellman : Like some sort of zoo monkey?

  Sabrina Spellman : Yeah.

  [with sign language] 

  Sabrina Spellman : Co-Co hate teacher man.

• Hilda Spellman : You might want to try and deal with him the mortal way first.

  Sabrina Spellman : You mean tepee his house?

  Hilda Spellman : No. Talk to him.

• Hilda Spellman : I bet that's our judge.

  Sabrina Spellman : In the refrigerator?

  Hilda Spellman : Yes. Witch judges take turns in the deep freeze to prevent media bias. For example, Judge Samuels has been in here since 1956.

  Sabrina Spellman : Wow! A man untouched by CNN.

• Sabrina Spellman : It's too early to tell but there is a chance that for the rest of my life I will fear math. I will sweat every time I have to calculate a tip. I will put off balancing my cheque-book. I will play blackjack but I will not understand it.

  Judge Samuels : If you understood it, you wouldn't play it.

• Zelda Spellman : Well, whether he means to or not, he teaches a valuable lesson.

  Sabrina Spellman : Some people are just jerks?

  Hilda Spellman : Yes, but if you study hard and you don't let him get to you, you will pass algebra and then you can forget it. But he's trapped in

• Sabrina Spellman : Don't worry, you'll be happy again soon.

  Salem Saberhagen : Please! Shelly was the love of my life. What would ever replace her in my heart?

  Sabrina Spellman : Maybe this'll help.

  Salem Saberhagen : A giant ball of yarn! Oh, this is the best ever!

  Sabrina Spellman : I thought you'd like it.

  Salem Saberhagen : Like it? I don't even remember her name!

• Sabrina Spellman : Well, in that problem the roots turn out to be round numbers but what if the roots turn out to be irrational?

  Mr. James T. Rothwell : Irrational? You mean like teenage girls? Just express those roots in radical form.