Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Witchright Hall (2001)
Emily Hart: Amanda
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : Oh, please, professor, there's a lot more to Amanda than meets the eye. I mean, she's very serious about school.
Amanda : [magically transforms teacher's office into deli] I'll have a banana split, two scoops of vanilla, with chocolate sprinkles.
[smiling sweetly at professor who is now an attendant:]
Amanda : Oh, and get a little something for yourself.
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Sabrina Spellman : [an explosion or a thunderbolt?] Please, let that be an earthquake!
Amanda : [rushing down the stairs] Hi, everybody. Thank you so, so much for taking me in.
[hugging Zelda]
Amanda : Ooh, what died in here?
Zelda Spellman : That would be our dinner.
Amanda : I'll order in.
[to Sabrina:]
Amanda : I guess since you're at college, I'll be taking over your room. I think it's gonna be really cool once I change everything about it.
[heads back upstairs]
Sabrina Spellman : Well, that just killed my appetite.
Zelda Spellman : [no longer interested in her plate] Oh, I think it killed everybody's.
Hilda Spellman : [as Salem gorges himself] Well, not everybody's.
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James Hexton : [consulting file] All right, let's see, you've been expelled from twelve different schools, you forced fourteen teachers into early retirement, one into a straitjacket,
[causing Sabrina to look at her sharply as Amanda just nods proudly]
James Hexton : on the other hand, you were the top seller in the Other Realm High magazine drive.
Sabrina Spellman : That's what I love about Amanda, she's a real go-getter.
James Hexton : It says here you never turned in the money.
Amanda : That's because I spent it on a mountain bike. No, wait, I stole the bike, and spent the money on a Kate Spade bag.
Sabrina Spellman : So Amanda has a problem with dishonesty and greed. But that's just because of her troubled background. I mean, I think if you just get to know Amanda, you will see that she is a good spirit with a kind heart.
[Amanda zaps her file, setting it ablaze in teacher's hands]
Sabrina Spellman : See how quickly she warmed up to you?
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Haley : Hi. You must be Amanda. Are you a new student here?
Amanda : [scoffs] I hope not.
Haley : You're negative. I used to be negative. Now I just wanna make a good impression and have people like me for the positive, uplifting person that I am.
Amanda : [unimpressed, gets up] Good luck with that.
Haley : Thanks.
[clock chimes]
Haley : Time for class. Are you sitting in?
Amanda : Wouldn't miss it.
Haley : Great. You can sit right next to me. The seat is always empty.
[goes off]
Amanda : [sarcastically] What a shock.
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Haley : So, what do you do for fun?
Amanda : You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer.
Sean Hexton : Wow,
[patronizing:]
Sean Hexton : I didn't know girls could do stuff like that.
Amanda : Well, you don't know this girl.
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James Hexton : Now can anyone tell me what's wrong with what Sean did?
Amanda : He got caught.
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Sam : Okay, Amanda, what else do you got in that magic bag?
Amanda : [laughing] Anything from cold sores to cold wars.
Sean Hexton : Cool. Let me be the first to say, you'd be a real asset to this school.
Haley : And you can help me with the yearbook.
[which doesn't go down well with Amanda]
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Amanda : Just so we're clear, I'm not sharing a room with anybody.
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Sabrina Spellman : [flatly] Alright. Let me have it. You hate this place, right?
Amanda : I don't know. Beats living with stepfather number 19.
Sabrina Spellman : [shocked and surprised] Amanda, that is the most positive thing you've ever said! You must really like it here!
Amanda : Well, it's the first I place I ever felt I belonged.
Sabrina Spellman : If you get accepted here, you don't have to be shuttled back and forth from realm to realm. You could really find some stability here and turn your life around.
Amanda : Yeah it all *sounds* good, but I learned a long time ago not to get my hopes up.
Duck Umbrella : I'll put in a good word for ya, but it may not carry much weight. I'm an umbrella!
