Sanford and Son (TV Series)
TV or Not TV (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : [Comes in] Hey Pop, I'm home.
Fred G. Sanford : [Almost immediately to him] I want a new TV!
Lamont Sanford : What?
Fred G. Sanford : You heard me, and I won't take 'no' for an answer! I want a new TV!
[Melvin is standing behind Lamont, he draws a box with his fingers]
Fred G. Sanford : With a big screen!
[Melvin mimes pushing buttons on one]
Fred G. Sanford : And remote control.
[Melvin them points to his cheek]
Fred G. Sanford : And color.
[Biggest laughter]
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Lamont Sanford : [after Fred demanded a new TV] I'm not going to spend my hard earned money so you and your buddy can sit around drinking beer all day. In, fact I already bought something more important.
Fred G. Sanford : Like what?
Lamont Sanford : Just stick around. You'll find out.
[Picks up the phone and dials a number. Into phone]
Lamont Sanford : Hello? Hey baby, it's Lamont. Guess what? I bought a car!
Fred G. Sanford : [Shocked] You WHAT?
Lamont Sanford : [Still in the phone] I bought a car. A little blue convertible.
Fred G. Sanford : [Going into heart-attack mode] Ohhhhhh! This is a bad one! THIS IS THE WORST ONE EVER!
Lamont Sanford : [to Fred, unconcerned] Would you mind waiting until I'm off the phone first before you have another heart attack?