Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Return of the Barracuda (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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• Lamont Sanford : What about your age, Pop? Now, who gets married at 65?

  Fred Sanford : You better read your Bible. Abraham got married when he was over 100, had six kids.

  Lamont Sanford : Yeah, Abraham had some help from the Lord.

  Fred Sanford : Well, I don't intend to have no six children, so I won't need as much help.

• Melvin : They really know how to make the horror movies, those Japanese. You know all those Godzilla movies? They was made in Japan.

  Lamont Sanford : I know that, Melvin. I ain't exactly stupid, y'know.

  Melvin : You know, I wish they'd do a Godzilla movie with a black man, don't you?