Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Watts Side Story (1973)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Lamont Sanford : [sarcastically] Oh yeah... you're pretty broad-minded, Pop.
Fred Sanford : You know I'm broad-minded. Remember that time that white woman came by here taking the census? Didn't I let her use the toilet?
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Fred Sanford : [complaining about Lamont's loaning the truck to Julio] I'm talking about how Puerto Ricans borrow your stuff and then don't bring it back. They borrowed Harlem, remember?
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Fred Sanford : [Trying to convince Lamont not to date Maria] It's wrong. It's just wrong. And it's dangerous.
Lamont Sanford : Dangerous? Why?
Fred Sanford : You could be attacked by Sharks.
Lamont Sanford : What are you talking about?
Fred Sanford : D'you remember that movie, "West Side Story"? See, the Sharks was a gang of Puerto Ricans and they got that guy for takin' that Maria out. And he was Irish, so you can imagine what's gonna happen to you.