Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Whiplash (1972)
Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford
Quotes
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Fred G. Sanford : Did you ever try cruising through Beverly Hills?
Lamont Sanford : No, but I can if I want to.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, you do that, and you'll come away feeling like a cheap watch.
Lamont Sanford : And just what is that supposed to mean?
Fred G. Sanford : It means you'll be stopped every few seconds.
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Fred G. Sanford : You don't believe nothin'. Even when you was a kid, you didn't even believe in Santa Claus.
Lamont Sanford : Well, you were the one that was responsible for that.
Fred G. Sanford : Who, me?
Lamont Sanford : Yes, you. You told me there was no Santa Claus.
Fred G. Sanford : I ain't told you there was no Santa Claus. I said wouldn't no white man be coming 'round in our neighborhood wearing no red velvet suit at 12 o'clock.
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Lamont Sanford : [annoyed to learn Fred drove to the store to buy coffee] He knows if I don't have a cup of coffee as soon as I get up my hands start to shake and my eyes get all blurry.
Bubba Bexley : You know, that's funny. The same thing happens to me after I drink your father's coffee.
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Fred G. Sanford : [after Lamont calls Fred a phony] I'm not fakin'! I really got a pain in the neck.
Lamont Sanford : You have, huh?
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, and the more I talk to you it moves downward.
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Lamont Sanford : [skeptical of the smoking, coughing wreck of a man] And you're a doctor?
Dr. Caldwell : In some states.