Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Sigourney Weaver/Buster Poindexter (1986)

Dana Carvey: Lane Maxwell, Church Lady, Marine, Derek Stevens

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• Ripley : ["Aliens" sketch, the humans are trapped]  OK. Whatever it is, it's coming down that elevator. So, when the doors open; open fire and don't stop until it's dead! Here it comes!

  [elevator doors open, soldiers start shooting] 

  Marine : Oh, my God!

  [ET falls out of the elevator] 

  Marine : Man, we're really screwed now! We killed ET, man! What are we going to do!

  Ripley : OK, OK. We got to think of a story. Uh, hand me that gun. OK. ET came in, he was drunk and waving this pistol -

  [puts gun in ET's hand] 

  Ripley : - and then he started shooting and we had to kill him in self defense.