Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

William Shatner/Lone Justice (1986)

Jan Hooks: Various, Candy Sweeney, Mary Bailey

Quotes 

• Captain Kirk : Hello, I'm Captain Kirk, I understand you're having trouble with your order?

  Diner : Yes I am, I ordered a Klingon and they give me this fried clam sandwich.

  Captain Kirk : Ma'am, a Klingon is a fried clam sandwich.

  Diner : Well now I thought it was a lobster salad sandwich?

  Captain Kirk : Eh, no. That's a Romulan man.

  Diner : Well then you must've changed the names, because...

  Diner : We didn't change the name, ma'am!