Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Sinbad/Sade (1992)

Phil Hartman: Perry White, Various

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• Captain Reynolds : Well, I guess you colored don't know that we find the term 'sissy' offensice. We now prefere to be called 'fairies'.

  Captain : And I suppose that you fairies hadn't heard that we find the term 'colored' offensive, and we now prefer the more dignified 'boy'.

• Announcer : Now, get ready for a man who's so black, his shadow can't find him. Step back, 'cause here comes Nat!

• Perry White : Great Caesar's ghost! For the first time in 30 years I find myself at a loss for words... Great Caesar's ghost! What can I say about... Superman? He only called me 'Chief' once and I told him "Don't call me chief" and he never did it again... Great Caesar's ghost! I can't believe he's gone!

• Bill Clinton : George, look at me.

  George Bush : What?

  Bill Clinton : You're angry because you lost.

  George Bush : Nice work, Sherlock. Now why don't you go figure out why your wife's a lesbian? That's right, we had pictures, didn't use 'em.

  Bill Clinton : I know you said that to hurt me, but by lying, you only hurt yourself.

  George Bush : Yeah, you're right, we, we didn't have pictures. We doctored some up, but he head was too big for that little body there.