Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos (1996)

Will Ferrell: Various, Craig Buchanan, Spider, Hank

Quotes 

• Ariana the cheerleader : I'm Ariana! I have Teen Spirit, I don't do drugs, so check me out!

  Ariana the cheerleader , Craig the cheerleader : ChaCha boochie, ChaCha Chaboochie Roll Call!

  Craig the cheerleader : My name is Craig, I did drugs once. I am a Spartan, so check me out!

  Ariana the cheerleader , Craig the cheerleader : [they out their backs to each other]  So check us out.

• Ariana the cheerleader : How's my hair look?

  Craig the cheerleader : It looks ok, you have some split ends, though.

  [she gasps] 

  Craig the cheerleader : I'm sorry, I'm a friend.

  Ariana the cheerleader : I respect your honesty, but it still hurts!