Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Phil Hartman/Bush (1996)

Phil Hartman: Self - Host, Various, Ted Kennedy, Frank Sinatra

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• Joe Pesci : Oh, Frankie, how are you? Let me tell you something, folks. It is truly an honor to have you sit here...

  Frank Sinatra : [interrupting]  My time on earth is short, half-pint. I get the point. You bought my records, you loved my movies, your favorite aunt used to lock herself in the bathroom with a picture of me and a jar of olive oil. You're a fan! Next question.

• Debbie Rowe : That's unfair, Mr. Sinatra. That's unfair.

  Frank Sinatra : You know, I'd keep my trap shut if I were you, Hot Lips. You look awful familiar. I think I gave you a practice insemination in my dressing room at the Irvine Meadows back in 89!