Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Lucy Liu/Jay-Z (2000)
Will Ferrell: Various, George W. Bush, Alex Trebek, Robert Goulet
Quotes
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Sean Connery : I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.
Alex Trebek : I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery : What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
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Alex Trebek : Sean Connery, why don't you pick.
Sean Connery : Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7000.
Alex Trebek : [Pans to board, it reads "An Album Cover", audience breaks into laughter and applause]
[Sean Connery laughs wildly]
Alex Trebek : That's "An Album Cover", not anal bum cover!
Sean Connery : I can read Trebek! That says Anal Bum Cover! I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failing to do so is my greatest regret!
[more laughter]
Alex Trebek : You have led a horrifying life.
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[viewing the contestants' Final Jeopardy answers]
Alex Trebek : And finally, Sean Connery asked himself...
[cut to Connery's board, which features a crudely drawn picture]
Alex Trebek : I think I know where this is going. Let me just see here. Yeah. Yeah, that's a horse having sex with me.
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George W. Bush : Then it's official, I'm the President. This is gonna be cool.
[chuckles]
George W. Bush : Hey, hey, maybe I'll start a war. Wars are, wars are like execution, supersized!