Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Lucy Liu/Jay-Z (2000)

Darrell Hammond: Various, Al Gore, William Shatner, Sean Connery

Quotes 

• Sean Connery : I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.

  Alex Trebek : I don't want to hear it.

  Sean Connery : What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

• Alex Trebek : Sean Connery, why don't you pick.

  Sean Connery : Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $7000.

  Alex Trebek : [Pans to board, it reads "An Album Cover", audience breaks into laughter and applause] 

  [Sean Connery laughs wildly] 

  Alex Trebek : That's "An Album Cover", not anal bum cover!

  Sean Connery : I can read Trebek! That says Anal Bum Cover! I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover! Failing to do so is my greatest regret!

  [more laughter] 

  Alex Trebek : You have led a horrifying life.