Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Ron Howard/The Clash (1982)

Ron Howard: Self - Host, Various, Opie

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• Ron Howard : Look, look, Raheem, I'm, I'm not Opie Taylor and I'm not Richie Cunningham. I'm Ron Howard, I'm a grown man. You know I'm directing now? Did you see the movie I have out, "Night Shift"?

  Raheem Abdul Mohammed : Was there any black people in it?

  Ron Howard : No.

  Raheem Abdul Mohammed : I didn't see it, then. What was it about?

  Ron Howard : Oh, well, it was, uh, the story about these two pimps.

  Raheem Abdul Mohammed : It's the story about two pimps and wasn't no brothers in it? I don't know whether to say "Thank you" or punch you in your mouth, man.

• Opie : Now Gomer, you get yourself back in that closet, or you get outta town!