Scrubs (TV Series)
My Bed Banter & Beyond (2002)
Robert Maschio: Todd Quinlan
Quotes
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Elliot : Are you following me?
Todd : No. You wanna go out some time?
Elliot : With you?
Todd : Me and a bottle of Jagermeister.
Elliot : No. No, Todd, I don't. But I don't want you to think it's because I just broke up with someone, or that I'm a lesbian, or because I want to preserve our friendship. It's because I find you so creepy, I think you should walk around with a bell around your neck.
Todd : All I heard was "lesbian."