Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Moment (2004)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• Dr. Kelso : Well then, I'm going to need you to get me a Three T form!

  Turk : Yes!... Uh, what's a Three T form?

  Dr. Kelso : Tough Titties Turkleton!

• Dr. Elliot Reid : Parlez-vous Français?

  [Translation: Do you speak French?] 

  Turk : You know, I did learn a little when my high school class went to France, but that was just stuff to pick up chicks.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Turk, je crois que Tyler se sentirais mieux s'il pouvait observer l'opération, d'accord?

  [Translation: I really think it would make Tyler feel better if he could watch, OK?] 

  Turk : J'ai... euh... Tour d'Eiffel pantalon.

  [Translation: I have... an... Eiffel Tower... in my pants.] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : What?

  Turk : Pamplemousse!

  [Translation: Grapefruit!] 

• Turk : I totally get it. Older ladies know how to work it!

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Okay, see, now you're in a bit of a pickle because the older lady you're talking about better not be me, and it sure as hell better not be somebody else. So whatta you have to say?

  Turk : [long pause]  Your favorite jeans are too tight and they look ridiculous!

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : What?

  Turk : Well, I--I'm in trouble anyway and it needed to be said!

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk! Hey! If you go talk to Kelso for me, I'll give you this special Christmas gum.

  [He holds the pack up] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Voice over]  Okay, this is actually Mrs. Cross's medicated denture gum? So you have to sell it with your eyes. Sell it... . Sell it...!

  Turk : [Turk eyes the pack suspiciously until he catches J.D.'s convincing expression]  Okay!