Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Mouth (2002)

Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa

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Quotes 

• J.D. : Look, every time you've screwed up with me, I've totally let you off the hook.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : When have I ever screwed up with you.

  J.D. : [pauses and thinks]  OK, never, but we both know that if I ever did, I would give you a break. Now let's see how you like it when I walk away from you

  [Exits right] 

  J.D. : [Walks back on screen]  Actually, I need to go this way.

  [Exits left] 

  J.D. : [Walks back on screen]  Right the first time

  [Exits right] 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : [approaching to the Nurse Station]  So, how are my girls today? Fantastic! Listen...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr Kelso, if you're here to do one of your "How are my girls, today, now let me tell you some things you don't want to hear" routines, I should warn you: I'm in a mood. So it's probably in your best interest to make up some lame excuse, turn around and leave.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Young lady, I will not be spoken to like that! Luckily for you, I have to go see Miss Fitzstrafoleradonofofadopolis

  [leaves] 

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Attaboy...

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : You see, that's what's really bothering me.

  J.D. : What, Turk and Bonnie? They hate each other.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : Then why is he doing his "You're so getting a piece of this" dance?

  J.D. : He's not! That's his "In your face" dance... Or it's his "There's a sale on lotion" dance. I dunno; he's got so many dances.