Scrubs (TV Series)

My Buddy's Booty (2006)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Elliot : J.D. can't we just go home, put on our pjs and watch Grey's Anatomy.

  J.D. : Oh, how I do love that show. It is like they have been watching our lives, and put it on tv.

• Elliot : [about Keith]  J.D., he's just a booty call. Say the word and I'll end it.

  J.D. : [hesistates]  I'd appreciate it if you would end it.

  Elliot : Oh my God! You have just turned him into forbidden fruit. I must have him *now*!

• Jason : Dr. D, what's on your back?

  J.D. : Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon who, until animal control can get into my home, is currently residing in my sock drawer.

• J.D. : All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.

  [J.D. snatches Keith's coffee cup and spills it on himself] 

  J.D. : Aww, Keith, look what you did!

  Keith : [J.D. removes his shirt]  Dr. Dorian, take my shirt.

  J.D. : [Keith removes his shirt and offers it to J.D]  You think you're better than me? With your rock-hard abs, and your dynamite areolas? Well you're not.

• Keith : You okay, Dr. Dorian?

  J.D. : Keith, it's like you're begging me to hate you.

  Keith : I don't feel like I am.

  J.D. : You can't stop, can you?