Scrubs (TV Series)

My Day Off (2001)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

Quotes 

• J.D. : I just want you to know... if I ever need surgery again, I want you to be the one inside me.

  Turk : I want to be the one inside of you.

• J.D. : [JD needs an appendectomy, and asks Carla who the surgeon will be]  Yeah, but who's the intern who's going to be doing all the work?

  Turk : [slides into JD's room dancing and singing]  I get to cut you open, I get to cut you open!

• Turk : He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.

  J.D. : Dude!

  Turk : Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?