Scrubs (TV Series)

My Faith in Humanity (2005)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [Kelso reassigns a doctor on the whiteboard]  Dr. Kelso, you can't do that.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I didn't. Your friend Turkleton did. And I can do whatever I want.

  [Doodles a curly marker mustache on J.D. and laughs] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : You look ridiculous.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [He leaves, Turk enters]  I thought we were doing mustaches on Sunday?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I didn't do this, Kelso did!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You invited Kelso to Mustache Sunday?

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Can you believe this guy?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Son, look around. There's an old man with Alzheimer's who no one bothers to come visit. This morning I had a chat with a woman who refuses to stop using cocaine even though she's six months pregnant. And just last week I saw an older woman fall and break her hip because some guy was too busy to hold the door open for her!

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sir, you laughed and pointed when she fell.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I didn't say it wasn't funny; I just said it happened.