Quotes
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Dr. Cox : So, now... why'd you finally agree to marry Gandhi?
Carla : Well, he's amazing in bed... and he has an awesome CD collection.
Dr. Cox : Seriously, what got you to the point where you weren't scared any more?
Carla : Please! I'm still terrified! I mean, good luck finding a pen cap at the nurses' station. Know why?
Dr. Cox : Why?
Carla : Ate 'em all.
Dr. Cox : Sounds like good roughage to me.
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Carla : What do you do when you get scared?
Dr. Cox : Run away, get a divorce, drink alone... You know, the classics. The thing is that, this time, I am killing myself for this woman, and I'm still getting my ass handed to me.
Carla : There is no Shangri-La, you know? Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
Dr. Cox : Yeah, well, I'm not so sure.
Carla : [encouraging] It'll come to you.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : And, with Paul, I really feel like we're getting pretty close right now!
Carla : So... you guys have...?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Not yet, but tonight's our fourth date, so... .
Carla : Four dates?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah, it's one date longer than the sluts, one date shorter than the prudes. I am Four-Date Reid!
Carla : Yeah, but, what about that surgeon the other-...
Dr. Elliot Reid : I'm Four-Date Reid!
Nurse Paul : [Paul comes up and puts his arm around Elliot] Hey, cutie! Hey, you ready for our third date?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Fourth date. You're forgetting about the time we ran into each other at the coffee machine.
[to Carla]
Dr. Elliot Reid : You shut up!
