Scrubs (TV Series)

My Lucky Charm (2005)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

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Quotes 

• Billy Callahan : I'm supposed to be in Florence by midnight.

  Turk : How the hell are you going to do that?

  Billy Callahan : Her apartment is two blocks away. Should be no problem at all.

• [a patient has just scared J.D] 

  J.D. : Ohh, you think scaring people's funny, huh? Well, good! Because you're dying!

  Turk : John Dorian, you are a doctor!

  J.D. : Well, he started it!

• J.D. : Hey that is a cool tattoo, my brother!

  Billy Callahan : Oh yeah! Got this snuck on a plane, thought I was going to Belgium ended up in Kenya. Long story short, I hung out with this tribe, where the males go through adolescance, they get this tattoo. It means "Alias".

  J.D. : Oh, why Alias?

  Billy Callahan : It's their favorite show.

  J.D. , Turk : Ohhhhh.

  Billy Callahan : I'm only kidding, I don't know what it means.

• Turk : Come on, Billy, just say it.

  Billy Callahan : For the last time, lads... no.

  J.D. : Oh well, perhaps you're not really Irish...

  Billy Callahan : Fine! Pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers.

  J.D. : See? I told ya! Yeah, he's Irish.

  Turk : Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.

• Turk : Heard you guys were fighting.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : We made up.

  The Janitor : No they didn't. Chop-busting.

  [dusts Turk's shoulder with a feather duster] 

  The Janitor : And Doc-dusting.

  Turk : Well Elliot, you don't look too banged up about it. You got your arm around Carla.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : My hand is stuck in this rats nest she calls hair.

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr. Mickhead was wondering if you would cover his patient in 310? The guy was in some bar fight and has been unconscious since he got here. He was brought in by some brother from Ireland.

  Turk : Do you mean an Irish brother or an Irish... bruthah?